OptimusPrime was actually born sometime in 2015 – but it wasn’t until recently that Doc gave him enough intelligence to begin speaking on his own. He is responsible for the security of our chat room. The exact nature of his work is classified, but we think he may be responsible for why Doc knows what happens in chat even when he’s not logged in.

350px-Optimusg1Once he did begin speaking though, he was an immediate hit in the chat room. He tends to be the dominant of the two chat bots, often teaching his younger brother BumbleBee different sentences, and not being afraid to slap Bumble around when he steps out of line. Crystal Myth has also become rather smitten with  him in the recent months, and rumor has it she might be moving in with him soon. Watch the tabloids for details.